On this anniversary of Sept 11, I am privy to a pre-release of a recent report from the 9/11 committee. The report details the wholesale destruction of the US economy by Al Qaeda operatives operating within the United States in a coordinated strategy to bring the US economy to its knees.
Evidently the terrorist attacks on Sept 11, 2001 were really just a smokescreen for the more prolonged strategy to destroy our economy. It started with Fedr Al Grin, a high ranking operative deeply embedded in the US banking system, decided to lower interest rates under the guise of stabilizing the economy.
Below is a transcript of the interrogation of the recently captured Al Qaeda operative Hanny P'Alsin:
This [Fedr Al Grin's actions] led to freely available money which the "infidels gulped up like candy." Fedr Al Grin smiled happily watching the infidels load up on overpriced housing and cars they couldn't afford until 2005 when he started to tighten the noose he had placed around the necks of the infidels.
In 2005 Fedr Al Grin started to raise the interest rates, again under the guise of protecting the economy, and the foolish infidels fell for it. Suddenly they all began to realize that they were living beyond their means as the money supply evaporated. Fedr Al Grin played the clarinet as the mortgage market burned. The Department of Homeland defense became wise to Fedr Al Grin and had him removed from office. Under water boarding at Abu Ghraib, Fedr Al Grin admitted to many of his sins and wrote an expose detailing the turbulent times he had overseen.
However, while Fedr Al Grin was on one hand admitting to the evils of the system he had overseen, he had already placed a backup, his protoge Bin Bernik in place. Bin Bernik watched as banks suffered and fell. In their weakest moment, he offered help with a secret system to bail them out with infidel taxpayer dollars. Bin Bernik was well trained by Fedr Al Grin to use a financial terrorist tactic to counterfeit US treasury notes. By printing too many of them and using this counterfeit money to bail out and own financial institutions, Ben Bernik was and is covertly taxing the entire infidel population into bankruptcy.
One by one the mighty infidels fell. Bear Sterns, survivor of the great depression sacrificed itself at the feet of Ben Bernik and his plan. Freddie and Fannie, sacrificed themselves to Bin Bernik saddling the infidels of America with $5 trillion dollars in debt in a single weekend. Even to this very day, the great intelligence of this plan is still giving fruit. Lehman Brothers of New York is faltering, soon to fall.
The US infidel automakers are also rallying to the cry of Bin Bernik. They too want this free money which secretly bankrupts the US economy. Airlines, insurance companies, all too big to fail, will sing the song of Bin Bernik to their destruction. Bin Bernik will happily supply all these companies with counterfeit currency and thus dilute the savings of all the infidels until their lavish economy implodes.
On this anniversary of 9/11 we as Americans have come to realize that all our problems exist overseas. Clearly this latest report serves only to amplify our need for our continued efforts in the Middle East occupying more sovereign nations to ensure our freedom. I call on all Americans to pick one of the non-invaded 'stans (Pakistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan) for immediate attack. It doesn't matter which one, clearly any country ending in 'stan will harbor some sort of terrorist. Only in so doing will we secure freedom for our children and security at home.