From the May 7, 2012 show:
Why do all your elderly middle aged bureaucrats have really hot spouses or girlfriends?
Why are all your skunks so date rape-y?
Why when you buy a baguette do you only get half a bag to put it in? I mean bag is in the name?
Why do you put your most hunchbacked people in charge of ringing your heaviest bells
Do you really think your kids should be drinking wine?
Why do you have so much trouble walking against the wind? How windy does it get there?
Gerard Depardieu.
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