Today NASA revealed that they have discovered heavy metals in Mars’ ionosphere. http://www.popularmechanics.com/space/moon-mars/a26029/nasa-mars-metallic-atmosphere-like-earth/ I can do NASA one better. Thanks to Gustav Holst who wrote the orchestral suite “The Planets” and YouTube, I can let you hear what Heavy Metal on Mars sounds like: I like heavy metal much to the surprise of people who […]
Politically Correct Punctuation
In accordance with the principles of inclusivity, I demand that many punctuation marks be renamed. . The above shall no longer be referred to as a period. This refers to a menstrual cycle which is imposed upon women by the patriarchy. Hereinafter it shall be referred to simply as EndOfSentence. , The above shall no […]
Why is the YouTube Adpocalypse Such a Disaster?
I don’t get this one. A recent Wall Street Journal article highlighted instances of prominent brands’ commercials being overlaid over questionable content. Here’s the link to the original article https://www.wsj.com/articles/googles-youtube-has-continued-showing-brands-ads-with-racist-and-other-objectionable-videos-1490380551 Ya know, to read the full article at the link above you have subscribe and pay ‘as little as a $1 a week‘. YouTube’s […]
Reminiscing: When Campus Politics was Funny
I find the term southpaw offensive. I write with my left hand. I throw a baseball with my right hand. Strictly speaking, I’m neither ambidextrous nor either right handed or left handed. I’m my own type of handedness. I’m going to call this type of handedness ‘multihandedness’ and if you don’t say that I’m multihanded […]
Syria was Obviously a False Flag Attack
If you’d like the truth about what happened in Syria, normally I’d tell you to turn off your television and burn your newspapers, but that’s not necessary in this case. At last, the nonsense of non-ending wars and conflict has caused enough people to be suspicious that something else is going on. http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/29/world/middleeast/us-facing-test-on-data-to-back-action-on-syria.html This time […]